风和没有日丽，心血不怎么来潮，大伙儿不小心撞进韩式餐馆落脚解决晚餐。开餐时，只见桌子中央内置火炭拷盘，side dishes几十个盘盘碗碗碟碟堆满其余空间，连蚂蚁都没有位站。在兵慌马乱、谈笑风生之间，肉拷焦了，其中一片还飞起来，热腾腾跌在友人的裤子上。（闯祸者还偷笑，可怜的博士生候选人）
要兼顾盘盘碗碗碟碟和烤肉还可真不容易，邻桌一些食客先后都传来烧焦“香味”。
想起大哥曾（开玩笑）说，日本女人婚后命运都很惨，因为饭后要清洗一家大小许许多多盘盘碗碗碟碟。从这次经验，韩国女人似乎也免不了。看来，马来女性最幸福了，饭后大家把香蕉叶一扔，各自洗手，连刀叉都省了。
失踪引起了猜疑，流言蜚声四起。针对跳槽传闻，在电视机上，她终于现身说法：“外面这么讲我，简直就是狠狠在我心口上捶了一下！”
表情丰富，语气铿锵有力，只差没有泪声俱下。
才没几日，这位安娣转身一跳，就替霹州换了天，证实了流言不是流言。
政治里，安娣也可以很厉害。反而是霹州行动党粉丝，心口上被她狠狠捶了一下。
人体有无数神经線，连接五官和意识。他们仅仅有条，分工合作，替五官跑腿，随意识反应。有时候，人可以很忙很忙。为了伟大的理想；为了五斗米折腰，眼睛要看；耳朵要听；身体静不了，跑来跑去。意识承受重重的压力；神经線承受重重的工作量。生命不能承受的轻，轮回式的压迫，日复一日。终于有那么一天，压、压、压……，“咋！～”一声，神经線打乱，粘在一起，于是人就“黐線”（qi xin）了。
2009，祝大家和我新年快乐，健健康康，正正常常。
p/s: 轻松一下，来一粒panda
(picture adapted from meeblog blog archive)
Ahaa… I think we need a batman here.
To the best of our knowledge, just 1 week ++, another 4 cases took place in our neighborhood.
First, we introduce A SAM, a friend of us who likes talking.On the next morning after our sadly incident, he came to our house shouting,“burglar(s) broke inside my house TOO!” We were shocked because he lives nearby us. Fortunately, he and his housemates lost nothing, because that night he had a pillow talk with his housemate till 3am ++. When the burglar(s) broke inside their house around 3.45am, his housemate living downstairs was just about to sleep. He was alerted and made the burglar(s) flew away.
Second, another nearby student house: 11 girls under 1 roof. Burglar(s) broke inside their house through the roof, tabao away their items including 8 NOTEBOOKS. Before leaving, the burglar(s) still got time to wash legs in the bathroom using the girl’s shampoo. >.
Third, half-student house which lost a hp and a bag. No sign of braking in.
Forth, a rich family next to the third victim. Burglar(s) broke in and took away around RM3,000. The burglar(s) could even detect the cashes tucked in books. In fact there is a story behind this family. Allegedly, this rich family lived in a big house last time. Someday in the afternoon, they were robbed by gun-armed Chinese robbers and suffered a great lost including Mercedes. However our POLIS DIRAJA could do nothing about that. Out of disappointment and as a self-protecting endeavor, the family moved into the current small house (same taman). Unluckily, this time still they got involved.
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To my surprise, my roommate had sought political help from our YB Dr. Boo. YB will hold a press conference on Wednesday. Should I be there to voice out disquiet and raise some hopes on police based on their investigation?
Over the window, I could only see dark cloud. It started to rain.
Police station, we went to.
Report, we lodged.
The whole morning, we spent.
Summary:
The cop at desk was obliged to do the report. He typed using only his forefingers. One letter by one letter, he typed, and kept us waiting for almost 45 minutes for merely a report. Since I was the one on behalf to lodge the report, I could not sleep in front of him just liked my other housemates did.
After report session, we were asked to assist their investigation. Okay, as good citizens we were willing for such help. But guess what? Nearly one hour we spent for waiting the arrival of inspector. Finally he came and asked some simple questions, which we had made it clear in our report. Later, he and his assistant came to our house to snap some pictures and do some survey.
It was around 1pm to settle everything. We had to spend the whole morning for two reports (one by inspector), and some pictures.
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Let’s see. Is that the reason of that numerous cases remained unreported? To lodge a report was so troublesome and makan masa, yet the whole police investigation just ain’t convince us. We had some discussion among neighborhood and found out there were some other broke-in-cases. However according to the police, we were the first case reported in recent. For certain degree the cops’ efficiency can reflect the reason of high rate of crimes, isn’t?
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Fortunately the burglars were kind-hearted enough to COME BACK and return us ALL of our important IDs and cards. Our neighbor found them in an unattached bag in front of his gate during the time we were all out for lodging report. If we were have to retrieve all those docs in government punya pejabat, it definitely would drain away all our reserved energy.
p/s: Thanks for all concerns, I’m fine.
