In the land of Boleh,
there is a rising country which tends to prove their kengness by overwriting world
records. Longest! Largest! Tallest! …This country has been opening up the eyes
of the world by creating anything they can with “est”. However, this country is astonishingly keeping low profile
with the greatest thing they have in the world. Just like the US TV show Heroes, there are real-exist super
heroes with extraordinary abilities that beyond human’s imaginary. They hide in
the streets and stay with good side to fight for peace, leading the people no
matter how people comment them.
Their kengness
should be unveiled, isn’t? Surprisingly, super heroes do have different levels
of kengness. Maybe it’s some kind of
evolution, like dota 
First kengness is alternate
memory lost. Allegedly these super
heroes are able to forget something regardless thousand times of eloquent
reminds made. This ability can assure
a healthy life since the burdens, promises and bad news can be always forgotten
once necessary. Yap, a super hero must be able to forget the past and keep on
with present and future.
Keng still, they
could catch the sound of wind and keep them in secret rooms. Super heroes practice
this skill everyday to keep the citizens safe because they believe that these wind sounds are too high in frequency
and might pierce through the ears of ordinary people.*
Lagi-Keng still,
some of them could talk without using brains, although they do have brains.
This sounds like legends but it is as truth as pearl, as Cantonese tend to say.
Only few of them like to perform this special ability in often. Without brain I
wonder what they use to talk but who knows. They could talk as long as they
have any other kind of organs in their bodies, such as lung.
Sungguh-Lagi-Keng still,
they could conjure some candies to cheer up the poor citizens. Once the
citizens are happy, they will make the super heroes happy also, by doing the right decision when time has
come. This mutually co-existent living style has rooted so many years and even
formed up an unique culture that could be written in Wikipedia or world
records. Nevertheless, the details should be stated clearly so that the new
generation after several decades will take it as history, instead of legend.
Paling- Keng liao (ultimate skill, applicable only
to heroes of level-6 or above), without sophisticated technologies, super
heroes could also detect the villains who stand against them. Once the villains
show up and open their mouths trying to spread toxicants, super heroes could
catch them in a split second and throw them into quarantined dustbins. FuuuuYo!
Like parents, super heroes always advise their
kids-liked-citizens to appreciate what they have. Towards civilization and
globalization, the people are lucky to have super heroes, to protect them in a
safety room without evil winds and darkness.
*Terms and conditions applied. Only the winds blowing the
wrong directions are caught and kept.
