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蓦然回首，没想到这里也留下了近三年半零零散散的片段回忆。
三年半,虽不足沧海桑田，但许多人事已非，足以让我感慨时光变迁，所以顺便吟一吟中学华文课本的名句精华，借古人的智慧，来一番无病呻吟。
“今人不见古时月，今月曾经照古人。
古人今人若流水，共看明月皆如此。…”
很明显，如今作者已经死翘翘，化为曾经被今月照过的古人。
不过，此作者贡献了不少好诗，还借己仙化了酒鬼。
任何人事物，都必然留下痕迹。看似结束，却总是展延到另一期的生命。
The beginning is the end, the end is the beginning.
希望得空再会。
最近搭了一班机，只有12名乘客。
最近看了场电影，只有我和朋友三个观众。
在这个NOW EVERYONE CAN FLU的紧张时刻，人人都躲在家看astro？
不是啦！凑巧而已。
话说回来，虽然有点浪费地球资源，但是撞彩包场真是爽死。少了平时周围那爆米花咀嚼声，还有不理旁人的sembang声，电影默然上映，整个感觉出来了。
最近大马搞了三场补选嘉年华，热闹非常，让我回忆起当年美丽的往事。
话说在多年前，玻璃市一位州议员告别了纷纷扰扰的尘世，釀就一场补选。加央一个弹丸之地一夜之间爆红。那时很多外地人才知道，哦，原来加央也可以是地方名，而不只是食物kaya的华语名而已。
刚刚考完spm的我借补选也发了一笔“横财”。因为爸爸跟马华的人很熟，我就找到“空头”在马华行动室打杂，一个晚上拿二十块。这笔数目现在看来很小，但对当时小地方的part time算不错了。于是，我和另一朋友夜夜在行动室混。我做最多就用电脑处理文件，因为只有年轻人会电脑。我还替马华的枪手打字，把当时的公正党轰到稀里哗啦。
当时我真的不明白，许多政党明星都莫名其妙对这小地方兴致勃勃。他们带着小喽罗不约而同杀到，搞到玻璃市间间客栈爆满。甚至有人租到亚罗士打去，天天两地来回。我遇见一个从新山赶过来的女人，当时我很好奇，想问她：“酱远你跑来做么？”当然我没问到，反而是我后来几年，被新山人问回这个问题。
很多名人例如黄家定、韩春锦、黄燕燕等都陆续报到。我凭着深棕色皮肤、没塞好的花格衬衫，和一粒肚腩，差点把突然站在我身后的林良实错当巴刹小贩。
高兴的是，马华每三五天都有大大小小的请吃。我在一间叫“百大年”的酒楼白吃了一餐。席间，黄家定拿着麦克风向众人宣扬林良实的美德，听到我不明不白。直到后来黄家定变成黄总会长，我的“政治智慧”才增加了少少。
后来，随着马华候选人赢得漂漂亮亮，大家欢呼几声拍拍屁股就走了，留下可爱的加央满街的竞选布条飘啊飘。当时我很高兴也很伤心。高兴是因为见识了不少东西，伤心是因为失业了。
“喂！喂！现在不流行睡觉了! 快醒醒，咱们来点刺激的玩玩吧。
什么…你说什么？C 4 ？？ walau，酱hiong！真的要咩？！”
Something dropped just right in front of me, wetting my paper. I was sure it was not my cry over never ending works.
I looked up and found the water seeping through the ceiling. No time for any hesitation, when I realized I was going to have automated free shower soon.
“RaindropsKeep Fallin’ on My Head..~”
Now, I could sing this song out of deep touch in my heart. Although I had never been to parliament, yet I felt so parliament.
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A view over window. Impressive waterfall isn’t huh?
At downstairs, another unique scenery. No worry, it wouldn’t lead to flood.
The plate was about to fall into drain.Its owner however was hiding somewhere. What was he thinking actually? (Quiz)
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Answer: He was thinking of food. Because he only cares about food, not plate.
风和没有日丽，心血不怎么来潮，大伙儿不小心撞进韩式餐馆落脚解决晚餐。开餐时，只见桌子中央内置火炭拷盘，side dishes几十个盘盘碗碗碟碟堆满其余空间，连蚂蚁都没有位站。在兵慌马乱、谈笑风生之间，肉拷焦了，其中一片还飞起来，热腾腾跌在友人的裤子上。（闯祸者还偷笑，可怜的博士生候选人）
要兼顾盘盘碗碗碟碟和烤肉还可真不容易，邻桌一些食客先后都传来烧焦“香味”。
想起大哥曾（开玩笑）说，日本女人婚后命运都很惨，因为饭后要清洗一家大小许许多多盘盘碗碗碟碟。从这次经验，韩国女人似乎也免不了。看来，马来女性最幸福了，饭后大家把香蕉叶一扔，各自洗手，连刀叉都省了。
失踪引起了猜疑，流言蜚声四起。针对跳槽传闻，在电视机上，她终于现身说法：“外面这么讲我，简直就是狠狠在我心口上捶了一下！”
表情丰富，语气铿锵有力，只差没有泪声俱下。
才没几日，这位安娣转身一跳，就替霹州换了天，证实了流言不是流言。
政治里，安娣也可以很厉害。反而是霹州行动党粉丝，心口上被她狠狠捶了一下。
人体有无数神经線，连接五官和意识。他们仅仅有条，分工合作，替五官跑腿，随意识反应。有时候，人可以很忙很忙。为了伟大的理想；为了五斗米折腰，眼睛要看；耳朵要听；身体静不了，跑来跑去。意识承受重重的压力；神经線承受重重的工作量。生命不能承受的轻，轮回式的压迫，日复一日。终于有那么一天，压、压、压……，“咋！～”一声，神经線打乱，粘在一起，于是人就“黐線”（qi xin）了。
2009，祝大家和我新年快乐，健健康康，正正常常。
p/s: 轻松一下，来一粒panda
(picture adapted from meeblog blog archive)
Ahaa… I think we need a batman here.
To the best of our knowledge, just 1 week ++, another 4 cases took place in our neighborhood.
First, we introduce A SAM, a friend of us who likes talking.On the next morning after our sadly incident, he came to our house shouting,“burglar(s) broke inside my house TOO!” We were shocked because he lives nearby us. Fortunately, he and his housemates lost nothing, because that night he had a pillow talk with his housemate till 3am ++. When the burglar(s) broke inside their house around 3.45am, his housemate living downstairs was just about to sleep. He was alerted and made the burglar(s) flew away.
Second, another nearby student house: 11 girls under 1 roof. Burglar(s) broke inside their house through the roof, tabao away their items including 8 NOTEBOOKS. Before leaving, the burglar(s) still got time to wash legs in the bathroom using the girl’s shampoo. >.
Third, half-student house which lost a hp and a bag. No sign of braking in.
Forth, a rich family next to the third victim. Burglar(s) broke in and took away around RM3,000. The burglar(s) could even detect the cashes tucked in books. In fact there is a story behind this family. Allegedly, this rich family lived in a big house last time. Someday in the afternoon, they were robbed by gun-armed Chinese robbers and suffered a great lost including Mercedes. However our POLIS DIRAJA could do nothing about that. Out of disappointment and as a self-protecting endeavor, the family moved into the current small house (same taman). Unluckily, this time still they got involved.
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To my surprise, my roommate had sought political help from our YB Dr. Boo. YB will hold a press conference on Wednesday. Should I be there to voice out disquiet and raise some hopes on police based on their investigation?
Over the window, I could only see dark cloud. It started to rain.
Police station, we went to.
Report, we lodged.
The whole morning, we spent.
Summary:
The cop at desk was obliged to do the report. He typed using only his forefingers. One letter by one letter, he typed, and kept us waiting for almost 45 minutes for merely a report. Since I was the one on behalf to lodge the report, I could not sleep in front of him just liked my other housemates did.
After report session, we were asked to assist their investigation. Okay, as good citizens we were willing for such help. But guess what? Nearly one hour we spent for waiting the arrival of inspector. Finally he came and asked some simple questions, which we had made it clear in our report. Later, he and his assistant came to our house to snap some pictures and do some survey.
It was around 1pm to settle everything. We had to spend the whole morning for two reports (one by inspector), and some pictures.
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Let’s see. Is that the reason of that numerous cases remained unreported? To lodge a report was so troublesome and makan masa, yet the whole police investigation just ain’t convince us. We had some discussion among neighborhood and found out there were some other broke-in-cases. However according to the police, we were the first case reported in recent. For certain degree the cops’ efficiency can reflect the reason of high rate of crimes, isn’t?
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Fortunately the burglars were kind-hearted enough to COME BACK and return us ALL of our important IDs and cards. Our neighbor found them in an unattached bag in front of his gate during the time we were all out for lodging report. If we were have to retrieve all those docs in government punya pejabat, it definitely would drain away all our reserved energy.
p/s: Thanks for all concerns, I’m fine.
